By Eva Dias Costa in Signals — 13 Jun 2025

#1. If you won't go to Delphi, the oracle will arrive in your fridge.

If you do not leave your house,
the world will come to you
in increasingly ridiculous forms.

A pigeon will enter a train.
A goat will become mayor.
A piece of toast will win
a contemporary art prize.

You will not be lonely,
but you will be entirely unprepared.