By Eva Dias Costa in Signals — 29 Jun 2025

#23. Pending Adjustment to Gravity.

(Circulation: Level 2 and above only — do not affix to public boards)

To all relevant occupants, systems, and structural participants:

Please be advised that a temporary gravitational adjustment is scheduled for implementation at an unspecified time. This will occur without warning, explanation, or regard for previous trajectories.

Anticipated effects include (but are not limited to):
– Mild elevation of chairs
– Reversal of pocket contents
– Emotional looseness in confined spaces
– Inverted memory of shared events
– Dreams behaving as furniture

Affected departments:

Internal Orientation
Timekeeping and Apology
Object Permanence (provisional)
Department of Stair-Related Confidence

Recommendations:

Carry liquids with care.
Avoid making definitive statements.
If uncertain, remain still and observe the angle of nearby trees.
Refrain from correcting others' sense of direction until further notice.

FAQ (not to be distributed):

Q: How long will the adjustment last?
A: That depends on your definition of “return.”

Q: Will the floor remain reliable?
A: The floor has never made that promise.

Q: Who approved this?
A: Unclear. The signature was mostly wind.

Further updates will be issued when pressure stabilises or when consensus is reached on which way is down.

Meanwhile, you are reminded:

Hold nothing too tightly.
Name only what floats back.